If more guys had orgasms, they’d be less violent. –Mary Carey
Mary Carey, a porn actress sporting, now sagging, 36DDs, is running for governor of California. How her breasts look that bad at 22, I’m not sure. But who cares? Her platform is excellent.
Her solution to global warming? “Wear less clothes.” Aside from hiring porn filmstars to help negotiate better electricity deals for the city, she intends on implementing her “Porno for Pistols” program in which citizens would be encouraged to exchange their guns in for pornographic material. [via GoFish]
If her breasts weren’t so awful(NSFW), she might get even more votes. I’m not a huge advocate of breast implants, and 36DD should be big enough… but hers could really use some help. I’d probably vote for her. And if you thought your wife might give you hell you could always lie and say you voted for Arnold. But, Larry Flynt’s running too, so that would make my choice more difficult.