A nice little spider has moved into our car and decided it is his new home. He’s covered the back seat and rear deck in webbing and, just as I was pulling into the parking garage at work, he decided to drop down from the rearview mirror and wish me a good morning. Nice fella, huh? Aside from almost running the car into a pillar, I was very thrilled.
I didn’t know what to do, so I did the only thing I could think of: blow on him. That sent him flying behind the instrument panel of the car. Then I parked and got out as quickly as I could leaving him there to have millions of babies while I’m at work.
I can’t wait to go home tonight.
I keep smacking myself in various places thinking there are spiders under my clothing.