Ladies and Gentlemen–
You’ve always known that your dear Reverend was one of the most intelligent, highly educated, upstanding citizens on the face of the planet. Well now, I offer you proof. I have decided that it might be a good idea to continue my education. Not for my sake, of course, as I already know everything (which is obvious in the evidence shown below), but, instead, as a benefit to those students who might attend class with me. Here, ladies and gentlemen, is my transcript from the luxurious and highly esteemed, Harvard on the Hill.
Course/Section and Title Grade Credits Term 1 HIS-1613 23470 Wciv to 1660 H B 3.00 1/1996 2 ENG-1613 23472 Eng Comp I H B 3.00 1/1996 3 GOV-2613 23474 U S Govmnt H C 3.00 1/1996 4 SPN-1614 22920 Ele Spanish I B 4.00 1/1996 5 CHM-1634 20293 Gen Chem I B 4.00 1/1996 6 GOV-2623 23474 Tex Loc Govt H F 0.00 2/1996 7 PHI-2633 23470 His of Thght H C 3.00 2/1996 8 ENG-1623 23472 Eng Comp II H B 3.00 2/1996 9 CHM-1644 20322 Gen Chem II W 0.00 2/1996 10 SPN-1624 22936 Ele Spanish II C 4.00 2/1996 11 ECO-2613 23651 Prin Macroecon B 3.00 4/1996 12 ENG-2753 23478 World Lit I H F 0.00 1/1997 13 FIN-2613 23476 Aesthetics H F 0.00 1/1997 14 HIS-2613 23480 Us to 1876 H W 0.00 1/1997 15 MTH-1603 21725 Col Alg/bus Ap F 0.00 1/1997 16 ECO-2623 23705 Prin Microecon W 0.00 1/1997 17 HPE-1611 20954 Concpt Phy Act F 0.00 1/1997 18 MTH-1603 21566 Col Alg/bus Ap F 0.00 2/1997 19 HIS-2613 24425 Us His to 1876 F 0.00 2/1997 20 ECO-2623 23727 Prin Microecon F 0.00 2/1997
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