Inspired by the popular drinking game, this is one meme that seems fun to fill out, so I’ll do it.
“babycola”:http://livejournal.com/~babycola/ posted this “in her journal”:http://www.livejournal.com/users/babycola/340495.html. I’ve decided to adapt it a bit.
First, I’ve added a few more “I’ve nevers” to the list… just to make it dirtier. Secondly, I’ve added one addional mark: I’ve never but I would.
Leave it blank (_) if you’ve done it. Mark it with an ex (X) if you’ve never done it. Mark it with an oh (O) if you’ve never done it, but would.
(_) I’ve never been drunk
(_) I’ve never smoked pot
(O) I’ve never been tied up
(_) I’ve never been caught masturbating
(_) I’ve never kissed a member of the opposite sex
(_) I’ve never kissed a member of the same sex
(X) I’ve never had anal sex with a member of the opposite sex
(X) I’ve never had anal sex with a member of the same sex
(_) I’ve never had oral sex with a member of the opposite sex
(X) I’ve never had oral sex with a member of the same sex
(_) I’ve never been in love
(_) I’ve never rode in a taxi
(_) I’ve never been dumped
(X) I’ve never shoplifted
(_) I’ve never crashed a car
(X) I’ve never been in a fist fight
(O) I’ve never had a threesome (or moresome)
(_) I’ve never snuck out of my parents’ house
(X) I’ve never pissed myself
(X) I’ve never shit myself
(X) I’ve never tasted urine
(_) I’ve never been arrested
(_) I’ve never kissed a stranger
(_) I’ve never been handled by a stranger
(_) I’ve never had a one night stand
(_) I’ve never stolen from work/school
(_) I’ve never caught my parents having sex
(_) I’ve never gone out on a blind date
(_) I’ve never lied to a friend
(O) I’ve never been to Europe
(_) I’ve never skipped school
(X) I’ve never cut myself on purpose
(_) I’ve never been married
(X) I’ve never been divorced
(_) I’ve never had sex with more than one person within the same week
(X) I’ve never fantasized about a family member
(O) I’ve never had sex in a dressing room
(O) I’ve never had sex in a public bathroom
(O) I’ve never had sex outside
(O) I’ve never had sex in a car
(O) I’ve never had sex on a method of mass transportation (train, bus, plane)
(X) I’ve never cheated on a partner
(_) I’ve never tasted someone else’s cum
(_) I’ve never tasted my own cum
(_) I’ve never posed nude
(_) I’ve never gotten someone drunk just to have sex with them
(_) I’ve never flashed anyone
(_) I’ve never been flashed
(_) I’ve never received scars from a partner
(X) I’ve never received bruises from a partner
(_) I’ve never thrown up in public
(_) I’ve never had a crush on a teacher
(X) I’ve never purposely set a part of myself on fire
(_) I’ve never eaten sushi
(X) I’ve never been snowboarding
(X) I’ve never broken any bones
(O) I’ve never legally purchased pornography
(X) I’ve never cheated on a test
(O) I’ve never swapped partners with a friend
(_) I’ve never smoked a cigarette
(X) I’ve never done any psychotic drugs (LSD, Mushrooms, etc)
(X) I’ve never done any narcotic drugs (excluding pot) (Codine, Valium, etc)
(X) I’ve never done any stimulant drugs (Speed, Cocaine, etc)
(_) I’ve never had sex while one partner was menstruating
(X) I’ve never been involved with golden showers
(O) I’ve never had my cum on someone else’s face
(_) I’ve never had someone else’s cum on my face
(_) I’ve never posted nude pictures of myself online in a public place
(X) I’ve never used food during a sexual act
(X) I’ve never used a vibrator on myself
(O) I’ve never used a vibrator on someone else
(X) I’ve never had a vibrator used on me by someone else
(X) I’ve never faked an orgasm
(X) I’ve never had sex with a member of the same sex
(_) I’ve never had sex with a member of the opposite sex
(X) I’ve never engaged in “heavy petting” with a member of the same sex
(_) I’ve never engaged in “heavy petting” with a member of the opposite sex
(_) I’ve never watched other people have sex (in person, not in porno/video/online)
(_) I’ve never watched someone else masturbate
(_) I’ve never willingly let someone else watch me masturbate
That’s good for now. It’s fun to make more of these up. It’s like the purity test… only as a journal/blog meme.