Posts on ‘April 1st, 2004’

Sometimes I really hate CSS.
I have a div with the following in it:

blah

Unfortunately, no matter what I do, the width of the p is defaulting to the maximum width of the parent. I, however, don't want the object to be that wide. I only want it to be as [...]

I know you, apathy.
Your face is cold and blank.
Your eyes are null
and your lips, coiled.

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Your ears dance,
dodging my words
in anticipation of your own.

So now that I have a dSLR, I'm drooling over all of the lenses available to me. I'm also remembering fondly the lenses I had that were stolen. I had three, one of which I was very grateful that it was stolen — it was a boneafide piece of shit. The other two, I absolutely [...]

The April Fools jokes are ripe today.
"Dunstan's":http://1976design.com/blog/ house is "on fire":http://1976design.com/blog/commonpics/day/april-fool.jpg and "Bonnie":http://empurple.com/ is "pregnant":http://www.empurple.com/file/000396.html. Also, "Google's":http://google.com/ Lunar Station "is hiring":http://www.google.com/jobs/lunar_job.html, if you're interested.
In more news, "PHP has been acquired by Microsoft":http://www.phpdeveloper.org/index/2025 and "DeadJournal is being bought by LiveJournal":http://www.deadjournal.com/community/new_shit/34659.html. The best part of that news is that the biggest complaint from the users is due [...]