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Here's a snippet of an email conversation (edited slightly) that started out innocent, and ended up delightfully dirty:

Her:
I was wanting to buy your wifey a nice bottle of hootch for her bday. Any suggestions on what she likes?
Jim:
Hmmmmm. I'm guessing "hootch" is a reference to either alcohol in general or a specific type of alcohol [...]

For those of you interested, Jess is now, officially, the beneficiary of a USCIS issued Permanent Resident Immigrant Visa, a.k.a. a Green Card.
The interview wasn't even close to being as bad as either of us expected. In fact, aside from showing proof of our marriage (a signed marriage license), proof that we are living as [...]