I brought my truck in for inspection today. I was prepared for the worst. I was pretty sure I wasn’t going to pass the Emissions Test. My truck stinks. I can smell it in the cab. I can see the soot left on my dash board from the exhaust. I can see the smoke billow out from behind it when I step onto the gas. Somehow, despite all of that, I passed Emissions.
Of course, I failed the safety inspection. I had one brake light burnt out. A few people had told me I had a tail light out. I looked for it. I couldn’t find it. I didn’t realize they meant *brake* light all this time. The inspection place would have fixed it for me… for $31.90. Um. No. So, I’m going to put a new bulb in it and get it reinspected on Monday.
Yes, congratulations are in order. Feel free to do so in anyway you deem appropriate. If you’re looking for a suggestion… how about a photograph of your breasts pressed up against your car window?