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If you already have plans for New Years Eve, cancel them now. Why go to that uptight party when you can join us as we revel in our humanity and explore the *Seven Deadly Sins*? If you're still trying to decide what to do, your search is over. Join us as we enjoy drinks, dares, debauchery, and down right dirty deeds (done dirt cheap) as we enjoy and exploit the *Seven Deadly Sins*.

We are so confident you will have the time of your life we are offering a time travel guarantee.*

*Who*: You! Your friends! Your mom and dad! But leave that uptight girlfriend of yours that refuses to go down on you because it's "unsanitary" at home. Believe me, you'll be glad you did.

*What*: The biggest party of this year, and next!

*Where*: 3500 Cromwell St. Plano, TX 75075

*When*: New Year's Eve 2004.

*Why*: Because sinners are much more fun.

*Pride*
Kamikaze Strip Karaoke

How vain are you? Can you rise to the challenge? Will the hecklers be too much? Join us for a game of singing, shots, and more nudity than you can handle.

*Envy*

Dress to be envied. This is your big break. Show off your wealth, beauty and talent. Or, if you don't have any of the above, envy the live music from the *Brown Gravy Band* and watch as hot babes play with fire as all the men and women drool and watch. Don't you wish you had that much attention? Come get some.

*Anger*
Pillow Fight Club

Bring your short, fat aggression and beat each other to a bloody pulp in our pillow fight club ring. Clothing optional.

*Sloth*

Come grab a beer, park your fat ass and let all the beautiful people entertain you. You haven't really done anything… but you deserve it anyway.

*Greed*
Gambling corner

Care to make a wager? Try and get your grubby, greedy little hands on someone else's stuff. We'll provide the tools to do it.

*Gluttony*
Food and Beverages

Gorge yourself on our tasty treats. Giggle with glee as the you pump pint after pint from our keg of Shiner Bock. See if you can get a few more shots into that hot chick your best friend is dating — he's drunk enough that he'll never know.

*Lust*
Hookah Makeout Lounge

Grab your significant other, or someone else's, and take a tumble amongst the pillows. Relax to the tranquil music and enjoy the exotic flavors of the hookah.

*We will not be held responsible for your inability to have fun and reserve the right to deny this guarantee if you are an uptight ass. If there is any question of your uptightness it will be debated and decided upon by a jury of your peers, including and limited to the hosts of the party.

*RSVP here! NOW!*