Something is incredibly gross about chewing gum in a public restroom. I know it doesn't make any sense, but I feel like I'm taking gulps of the grossness of the restroom and mixing them deep into the core of my gum, only so that I can continute to chew on it for the next few hours. So, whenever I go into a public restroom and I happen to be chewing gum, I try to keep my mouth closed, chew as little as possible, and breathe through my nose. Like any of that would make any difference.
Speaking of gum, I've got 5 piece of the new Extra "Cool Green Apple" in my mouth right now. Yeah, this stuff is great. Unfortunately, the flavor only lasts about one minute, then you need another piece.
Oh yeah, and Kelly Clarkson is the bomb. Ok, maybe not. But her song "Since U Been Gone" is great:
bq. But since you been gone
I can breathe for the first time
I'm so movin' on, yeah yeah
Thanks to you, now I get what I want
Since you been gone
Seriously. Get this song if you don't have it already. It'll be stuck in your head in no time. I've had it on repeat for the past 3 hours or so. No. I'm not kidding.
