I got some new running pants and a running shirt. I look hottt (yes, with three "t"s, I'm just *that* hot).
Also, don't search for "jockstrap" in a search engine. I just had a few questions regarding their usage and the varieties they come in (having never been really involved in a sport requiring one, I don't know anything about them). Instead of answers to my questions, I was met with lots of gay pornography. I need my own personal jockstrap expert.
