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Posts on ‘June 4th, 2005’

lawnmower'd and other short stories

The lawn has been lawnmower'd. It needed it. Bad. Real bad. Either that, or we needed a farmer to come harvest our wheat.
I talked to the next door neighbor's brother-in-law. Nice guy. He's gonna pay me to mow her lawn. I don't particularly need the money. And I imagine my time and materials are worth [...]