So what else about me is there that I think is normal when, in reality it isn’t?
I mean, I thought the ringing in my ears was something everyone heard from time to time. It isn’t.
I thought that *no one* could snuggle up close to a cat without getting itchy eyes. That isn’t true.
I thought that *everyone* got sneezy in the Spring. That isn’t the case.
I thought that all people got itchy when they did lots of house cleaning. Apparently not.
So… what else is there?
If you sleep for too long, do you seem to be extra tired when you wake up? Do you also seem to be sick to your stomach for a while afterwards?
Does cold water feel warm when your hands or mouth are frozen?
Does your skin… tingle… occasionally, and it feels like maybe something brushed against you, or you have an insect on you, when, really, you don’t?
How about going up a flight of stairs… does it make your heart beat faster even though you don’t feel tired or out of breath?
When sweat gets in your eyes, does it burn?
After you have to hold an object or position for a long time (i.e. holding a weedwacker for 2 hours, or standing with your arms out for a while), your arms and muscles get all trembly, right?
Guys: When you are done peeing, is it nearly impossible, no matter how much you shake, squeeze, or wiggle, to get that *last* drip of pee out?
Another for the Guys: Peeing when you’re… um… excited. You can’t… right?
The bone on your knee cap… it’s supposed to wiggle back and forth, right?
Finally, my 12″ penis… that’s about average, right?
I’m sure I’ll think of more later.