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Dear Mr. Ear Doctor–

Okay, so you were right. Taking a diuretic for just one or two days isn't enough to feel its effects. Now that I've taken it for 2 weeks straight, I'm feeling it. I'm sorry I ever doubted you.

But, that brings me to a new question:

Am I going to have to pee once every hour for as long as I'm on this stuff, because that's a bit excessive, don't you think?

Also, while peeing a lot sure is a fun way to spend the day, is that all these pills are going to do or are they actually going to make me feel better at some point?

Thanks for your time,
Jim