warning on a hotel balcony window covered in condensation
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My hotel room was filled with these warning signs and labels. They all seemed quite absurd to me, but, I imagine they wouldn't exist without reason. So, I decided to show each of them in a way that, hopefully, conveyed the mood the warning seemed to present.
Every morning as I woke up in Tampa, my hotel balcony window looked like this — covered in condensation, the rising sun, just coming up over the city.
The condensation seems to turn this window into a wall.
The warning is very readable in the full-sized version, and is quite readable in this "larger version":http://flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=30863581&size=o. None the less, here it is, written out for those of you that can't figure it out:
PLEASE BE ADVISED
Throwing any object from this balcony is in violation of Florida Statutes 877.03, 806.13, 754.012 and 734.03 (Felony).
THE MANAGEMENT OF THIS HOTEL WILL PROSECUTE TO THE FULLEST EXTENT OF THE LAW.
Your comments and suggestions are appreciated, as always.
