Working out at the Gym makes me oh so hot. I have proof.
During my thirty minutes at the Gym yesterday I set free 1,108,760 joules of energy or roughly enough energy to bring 2.85 quarts of ice to a boil. Using this information, it's easy to tell just how hot I am. Try this exercise.
Measure out 2.85 quarts of water, then dump it into ice cube trays. Place a thermometer in one of the ice cube cells and place them in your freezer. Wait until the thermometer reads 32°. Then, put a large pot on the stove, turn on the heat full blast, dump in the ice cubes and start a stop watch. As soon as the water boils write down the time. Now, here comes the fun part.
Take the pot off the stove and place your face over the burner. Get nice and close. Now, turn on the burner and start the stop watch again. Don't move until the stop watch has elapsed the amount of time you wrote down. It may help to have someone else hold the stop watch for you. When the time is up, take a look in the mirror. Take a good look.
See. That's how hot I am.
Go ahead and cast your clothing aside, ladies, I know you want me. I'm now accepting photographic attempts to woo me.
