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I consider it a personal failing of the "smarmiest pirate I know":http://peglegpete.livejournal.com/ that I have not been reminded of "Talk Like a Pirate Day":http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html before now. So, since this bilge rat is not performing his duties, I'll do it for him.
Tomorrow, Tuesday, September 19th, is "Talk Like a Pirate Day":http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html. In honor of such a [...]

Apparently, I'm too busy and important to provide you with daily updates over the weekend, so I guess I'll just have to recap all of that for you now. [...]