I consider it a personal failing of the "smarmiest pirate I know":http://peglegpete.livejournal.com/ that I have not been reminded of "Talk Like a Pirate Day":http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html before now. So, since this bilge rat is not performing his duties, I'll do it for him.
Tomorrow, Tuesday, September 19th, is "Talk Like a Pirate Day":http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html. In honor of such a joyous event, be sure to grab yer wench (or someone elses wench), fill her fulla Grog, show her yer yardarm, spank her with the old hornpipe, and then drop anchor in her lagoon.
