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I was wandering alone at the mall — a very rare occurrence for me — looking for a pair of sunglasses. After finding a reasonably priced Kiosk, I stopped to browse and made a startling realization: I'm OLD.
Aside from what seemed to be obvious exceptions (though now I'm not so sure), I was unable [...]

I was at the eye doctor filling out the paper work when I ran across the part where they mention the two optional tests: one that blows air in your eyes, the other that dilates your eyes. I realized that I always check the "nah, never mind, I don't need it" box and I thought [...]

I really should start writing these at night before I go to bed. By the time I get up, get dressed, get to work, start my morning, and put out any fires at the office, I've already forgotten half of what happened the day before.
What I remember of the first half of yesterday was mostly [...]

This is one of those Meme's where you list a bunch of stuff in various categories. More interesting than the usual ones, so I went for it. [...]

Here is the second set of answers to the "Cryptic Answers":http://revjim.net/2006/09/13/meme-cryptic-answers/ meme.
* Choosing one from those three is like asking me to choose which of my three children I'd save if they were dangling from a cliff. The answer is easy. Choose the one least likely to take a stand against your authority. So, in [...]

In accordance with "Talk Like A Pirate Day":http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html and in honor of "my loving wife":http://sivatonight.livejournal.com/, I would like to publicly announce the following:
*To my Best Wench and First Mate*:

Arrrr, on the sea of life
you're my soul-matey.