Here is the second set of answers to the “Cryptic Answers”:http://revjim.net/2006/09/13/meme-cryptic-answers/ meme.
* Choosing one from those three is like asking me to choose which of my three children I’d save if they were dangling from a cliff. The answer is easy. Choose the one least likely to take a stand against your authority. So, in that case, Winston.
* Cutting my feet off with a hacksaw would certainly do the trick, though I’m not sure that’s what you had in mind. (HA! And fuck you for making this difficult.)
* 6pm works for me. Where are you taking me?
* I trusted someone I shouldn’t have. This led to serious destruction of a friendship, the corruption of the trust I have toward myself, and a spiral of depression that still rears its ugly head to this day.
* There really is no comparison when all things are considered. And since that word can have so many different meaning, I’ll define it here in the manner that I think you were getting at. If given given my pick of the litter, with time, cost, distance, and reciprocity not being an issue, and with no ill effects from my choice, depending on my mood at the time that I was asked and what I wanted in that instant, I would most likely utter the name of one of the following four people, in no specific order. There are a handful of other names that I might use but an hour-by-hour sampling would show these four to be the most common.
** The one that I’ve seen naked who now lives too far away to drive to in one day.
** The one that I first photographed naked in their own house.
** The one I’ve seen naked who doesn’t talk to me any more.
** The one that I last photographed naked in June.
* I would implant a device on your head that would allow me to get a clear unfiltered answer to any question that I might ask you.
“Ask some more!”:http://revjim.net/2006/09/13/meme-cryptic-answers/