This is one of those Meme’s where you list a bunch of stuff in various categories. More interesting than the usual ones, so I went for it.
*TEN FIRSTS*
1. First Best Friend: His name was Scott. Our friendship took a downward turn when I punched him in the back by the monkey bars for no reason at all. He was quickly replaced by Tony, a pudgy little mexican kid who I watched my first porn with. In the movie the girls were using bananas. This made “Chiquita Banana” a really funny thing for us to say.
2. First Pet: Panther, a black lab.
3. First Piercing: I have no piercings.
4. First high school crush: I think Suzanne McKinney.
5. First CD: Information Society.
6. First Car: Roxanne, a 1987 Volkswagen Fox.
7. First Love: Puppy Dog Love: Julie Thompson. Real Love: Amanda.
8. First Stuffed Animal: I don’t know. I don’t remember really having one until much much older. And even then, I don’t remember which came first.
9. First Concert: Damn Yankees and Bad Company in a small club in Vermont with my uncle when I was 12 years old. There was a hot girl in front of me and I kept “accidentally”
grabbing her ass. My ears rang so loud for weeks.
10. First Time Drunk: Stumbling Drunk: 17 or 18 on tequila due to troubles with a girlfriend. Blacked Out Drunk: 19 or 20 on tequila due to the return of the same girlfriend.
*NINE LASTS*
1. Last Beverage: coffee.
2. Last Vehicle Ride: Jess’ car to work this morning.
3. Last Movie Seen: At Home: American Beauty. In Theatre: Little Miss Sunshine.
4. Last Phone Call: Some guy at work. Outside of work: Jess’ last night. Outside of Jess: Kristen on Sunday. Last Text message: From Alan yesterday afternoon.
5. Last CD Played: Mike Doughty / Skittish and Rockity Roll.
6. Last Bubble Bath: I have no idea.
7. Last Time You Cried: This morning on the way to work.
8. Last Kiss: This morning, before leaving for work.
9. Last Concert attended: HOOOOOONCHIE!
*EIGHT HAVE YOU EVERS*
1. Have you ever dated one of your best friends? Yes. I’ve been pretty close with most of the girls I’ve dated before we started dating.
2. Have you ever been arrested: Yes. Outstanding warrant for speeding. 6 hours in jail.
3. Have you ever skinny dipped: no.
4. Have you ever been on TV: I don’t think so.
5. Have you ever kissed someone and regretted it: no.
6. Have you ever had a sex dream about someone you know: oh yes. plenty of times.
7. Have you ever been sent to the emergency room: I brought myself to the emergency room, once. And I’ve been there for other people.
8. Have you ever been in a fist fight: no.
*SEVEN THINGS YOU’RE WEARING*
1. Yellow Polo.
2. Khaki Pants.
3. Light Brown Doc Martens.
4. White Undershirt.
5. Black Underwear.
6. Socks.
7. Wedding Ring.
*SIX THINGS YOU’VE DONE TODAY*
1. Decided to move to Dallas
2. Drank coffee
3. Drove to work
4. Scheduled a Conference Call
5. Wished I was somewhere else
6. Missed someone terribly
*FIVE FAVORITE THINGS IN NO ORDER*
1. Jess
2. honesty
3. friends
4. photography
5. autumn
*FOUR PEOPLE YOU CAN TELL ANYTHING TO*
1. Jess
2. Winston
3.
4.
*THREE CHOICES*
1. Eat or Drink: Right now… eat. I’m starving.
2. Blonde or Brunette: Brunette, usually.
3. Pink or Black: Um. Black?
*TWO THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE*
1. visit every national park in America
2. be forgiven
*ONE THING YOU REGRET*
1. trusting someone I shouldn’t have