A survey I stole from Jess.
1. EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT RING
Yes. But she made me give it back.
2. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP?
This one… going on 4 years of marriage.
3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED?
Last night from Nic and Em: A cool box with a clock in the top of it.
4. EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE?
Yes. But it dropped me first.
5. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT?
Last night… on your mom… biotch.
6. THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON?
House. Photography. Mistakes.
7. LAST FOOD YOU ATE?
Roast beef sandwich with cheddar cheese, a pickle, and popcorn.
8. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Hands… or boobs. Hands if they are covering her boobs. Otherwise, boobs… then hands.
9. ONE FAVORITE SONG?
"Collide" by Howie Day.
10. WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
Savannah. No… not in Georgia. Savannah, Texas. Boring, I know.
11. HIGH SCHOOL YOU ATTENDED:
* Bloomington High in Bloomington, CA, home of drive-by shooting.
* Followed by MacArthur High in Las Colinas, TX, where a bitch in my homeroom actually complained because her dad bought her a BMW instead of a Mercedes.
* Followed by Keller High School in Keller, TX where I learned all about the benefits of Methamphetamine.
12. CELL PHONE SERVICE PROVIDER:
T-Mobile. Is anyone actually interested in this information?
13. FAVORITE MALL STORE:
This would assume I actually like any store in the mall enough to consider it a favorite. But, the jokes on you. Because Whole Earth Provisioning Company is in a "strip mall", so I pick that.
14. LONGEST JOB YOU HAD:
This one. 10 looooooooong years.
15. DO YOU OWN A PAIR OF DICE?
No. I didn't know the Garden of Eden was for sale.
16. DO YOU PRANK CALL PEOPLE?:
Only people I know.
17. LAST WEDDING YOU ATTENDED:
Sarah and Sheridan's in July
18. FIRST FRIEND YOU'D CALL IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY:
Jess, then my Dad.
19. LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR BEST FRIEND:
Hmmm. I'm not sure how to answer this. I don't really think I have a best friend. But I've known Toby the longest. In which case, about 15 minutes ago when he picked his head up from his food bowl and looked into my office.
20. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT:
Wendy's. Square burgers RULE.
21. BIGGEST LIE YOU HAVE EVER HEARD:
"I AM being honest with you."
23. WHERE'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO EAT WITH FRIENDS?
At my house or a friend's house.
24. CAN YOU COOK?
Quite well.
25. WHAT CAR DO YOU DRIVE?:
2001 Nissan Frontier 4×4.
26. BEST KISSER:
Um. Hmmm. There was a bum under a bridge in Dallas once, but I don't think those were her teeth.
27. LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
yesterday
28. MOST DISLIKED FOODS:
Fish, unless it's raw.
29. THING YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF:
My six pack abs and my imagination.
30. THING YOU DISLIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF:
My body. My temper. My low-self esttem. Maybe I should just stop now.
32. LONGEST SHIFT YOU HAVE WORKED AT A JOB?:
15ish hours making T-Shirts.
33. FAVORITE MOVIE?
My Girl. Yes, really. Shut up.
34. CAN YOU SING?
Probably not. But that doesn't stop me.
35. LAST CONCERT ATTENDED?
Barenaked Ladies / Mike Doughty in November
36. LAST KISS?
This morning.
37. LAST MOVIE RENTED
I don't know. But I saw "Stranger than Fiction" at the movie theater the other day. It was good.
38. ONE THING YOU NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT:
My Camera.
39. FAVORITE VACATION SPOT:
Anywhere outside, perferrably in the mountains, with a dew point under 60 degrees.
43. LAPTOP OR DESKTOP COMPUTER?:
Desktop. Laptops are annoying.
44. FAVORITE COMEDIAN?:
My brother tells the BEST black jokes.
45. DO YOU SMOKE?
Only when I'm doing it too fast.
46. SLEEP WITH OR WITHOUT CLOTHES?
Depends on who else is in the house.
47. WHO SLEEPS WITH YOU EVERY NIGHT?:
Two Truths and a Lie: Jess, Your Mom, Mena Suvari
48. DO LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS WORK?:
I'm living proof. My parents met on the Internet.
49. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN PULLED OVER BY THE POLICE?
Um… way more times that I can count.
50. PANCAKES OR FRENCH TOAST?
French toast. Totally.
51. DO YOU LIKE COFFEE?:
Like isn't strong enough. I NEED Coffee.
52 HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
I scramble them!
53. DO YOU BELIEVE IN ASTROLOGY?:
I believe in the power of belief.
54. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?:
Some jackass at work. Outside of work, Jess.
55. LAST PERSON ON YOUR MISSED CALL LIST?:
My Sister. But I missed it on purpose. I was calling her from a land line. Before that, my boss on 12/14.
56. WHAT WAS THE LAST TEXT MESSAGE YOU RECIEVED?:
"old.gentlenews.com. We have it til jan 1."
58. NUMBER OF PILLOWS?:
1 under my head and one between my legs.
59. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW?:
Button fly jeans, a white undershirt, and a blue Mr. Jim's pizza T-Shirt.
60. PICK A LYRIC, ANY LYRIC:
"Jesus Christ has a pretty face,
the kind you’d find on someone that could save.
If they don’t put me away, well it’ll be a miracle."
61. WHAT KIND OF JELLY DO YOU LIKE ON YOUR PB & J?:
Raspberry. Totally.
62. CAN YOU PLAY POOL?:
Not well. But yes, I can play. I like 9-ball.
63. CAN YOU SWIM?
Not well. I was, however, on the swim team for like 2 weeks.
64. FAVORITE ICE CREAM?:
Phish Food.
65. DO YOU LIKE MAPS?
I love maps.
66. TELL ME A RANDOM FACT ABOUT YOURSELF:
I love maps.
68. EVER ATTEND A THEME PARTY?:
Attend one? Hell, I've hosted plenty.
69. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON
Fall or Garlic, depending.
70. LAST TIME YOU LAUGHED AT SOMETHING STUPID?
Nearly every day.
71. WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP THIS MORNING?
6:30ish.
72. BEST THING ABOUT WINTER?
Tolerable temperatures.
73. LAST TIME A COP GAVE YOU A TICKET?
Last weekend. 31 in a 20. Asshole.
75. NAME OF YOUR FIRST PET?:
If I tell you this then you'll know my super secret security question to like every banking website ever. Is this some kind of scam? I'm reporting you!
76. DO YOU THINK PIRATES ARE COOL OR OVERRATED?:
Ninjas are totally cooler.
77. WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND??
Shopping. And then Christmas.
78. BIRTHDATE
July 8th, 1978.
79. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE:
A door mat. Oh wait.
85. ARE YOU ON A LAPTOP?:
No, thank you.
87. ARE YOU SMILING?:
Under my clothes I am.
89. DO YOU MISS SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?
Yeah. Don't you wish you'd asked who?
90. IF YOU COULD GO ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD WHERE WOULD YOU GO?
Peru.
92. ARE YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL?:
Yes. I just can't seem to master health. I think I'll have it this year. If I can just remember that the GIRLS have the BABIES.
93. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?:
Totally. Wanna know who?
94. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NAME?
For what? Me? Daniel is good.
95. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BATHING SUIT?:
The same color as my skin.
96. ONE PIECE OR TWO PIECE?:
zero?
97. DID YOU GO ON VACATION LAST MONTH?:
Yeah. To Austin.
98. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON A CRUISE?:
My and the boys used to cruise with our AKs all the time, yo.
99. DO YOU HAVE A SISTER
Yes. She's getting married in less than 2 weeks.
100. ARE YOU UPSTAIRS?:
Nope.
101. ARE YOU IN LOVE?
Yes.
102. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN THE HOSPITAL?
Yes. Several times. Only once for me.
103. DO YOU WISH YOU COULD SEE ANYONE PARTICULAR RIGHT NOW?
Yes. Now, don't you wish you'd asked a more specific question? You aren't very good at this.
104. WHAT JEWELRY ARE YOU WEARING?
My Wedding Band.
105. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO AFTER THIS SURVEY?
Go take some photographs.
