February 7th, 2007:

In lew of any real content, I give you my Tit, Ass, and Cuteness quiz scores, as stolen from Stefanie. I’m not sure what the percentages are supposed to mean. In truth, I prefer, smaller breasts, a nice big booty, some meat on the bones, and a very cute face. Any woman meeting these criteria should apply using the comment form below. Thank you for your time.

Skinny and Cute

Raw score: 44% Big Breasts, 40% Big Ass, and 68% Cute!

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