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T-n-A-n-C

February 7th, 2007

In lew of any real content, I give you my Tit, Ass, and Cuteness quiz scores, as stolen from Stefanie. I'm not sure what the percentages are supposed to mean. In truth, I prefer, smaller breasts, a nice big booty, some meat on the bones, and a very cute face. Any woman meeting these criteria should apply using the comment form below. Thank you for your time.

Skinny and Cute

Raw score: 44% Big Breasts, 40% Big Ass, and 68% Cute!

Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to smaller breasts, smaller asses, and cuter composure than others who've taken the test.

Note that you scored low on both breast and ass size. This means you appreciate thinner, harder bodies. You are most likely to appreciate a super-model. Relatively, you are less attracted to round, soft, sloppy women.

My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your higher than average score suggests you appreciate a cuter, more innocent look. Kudos!

Recommended Celebrities: Jessica Alba, an absolute goddess, and Natalie Portman, if you can handle her acting.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: