This Sunday, July 8th, 2007 marks the first day of the last year in which I can claim to be a 20-something. After that time, I'll have to resign to being "nearly a 20-something" when trying to pick up younger girls online or "only 30!" in situations where a lie could be easily detected. I expect you all to be in supreme celebration mode for this joyous (yet still utterly depressing) occasion that only happens ONCE in a life time (barring the silly use of time machines).
I won't hold it against you if you're early but I'll hate you forever if you're late, so feel free to send your words, photographs, promises, and gifts of praise and admiration my way at any time. I'll do my best to check my email every few minutes in order to keep up with in the inflow and prevent myself from exceeding my storage quota.
For that added effect or to present a literal personal touch, appointments for visitation are being accepted up until midnight on the 8th. Perhaps you'd like to get a very special photograph with the birthday boy or take advantage of the private viewing lounge we've established for just this occasion. This is first come first served so be sure to act fast as time is limited.
A portion of the afternoon and evening of the 7th (That's 7/7/7 for you coincidence junkies) will be spent at a Skill Toy Festival near Mansfield. If you're interested in attending, contact me for details. If you don't know what a Skill Toy is, you're really missing out and are therefore required to attend.
This evening I will be seeing Transformers the movie at Tinseltown Grapevine at 7:40pm. If you'd like to join in, contact me for details.
Sunday afternoon I will be sharing a very Transformers birthday with my Brother-in-Law at my parent's house. This will be complete with a Transformers cake, Transformers party supplies, and Transformers themed party games. Aren't you jealous? You should be!
