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Ladies and Gentlemen, prepare yourself.

This event is scheduled for ONE NIGHT ONLY, so ACT NOW.

This Friday — yes TODAY! — be prepared to witness the most insane event OF YOUR LIFETIME.

This is your ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY.

What: witness and assist JIM REVEREND as he builds furniture, rearranges furniture, and, generally prepares for an open house on Sunday that no one will attend anyway. Hey ladies! Special for you. JIM will be appearing WITHOUT SPOUSAL SUPERVISON (as she will be attending a girl's night out). Come PREPARED for the time of your life.

When: Friday (that's today) ONLY. 7pm until there's just no party left in you.

Where: The ACTUAL HOME of none other than JIM REVEREND.

Who: All ages event! Those under 15 years old must be accompanied by an adult.

Why: Didn't you hear me mention JIM REVEREND!?!? Come on now!

NOW IS YOUR ONLY CHANCE. Do NOT miss this exciting offer. Tickets can be secured by calling, emailing, text messaging, or IMing JIM REVEREND directly.

The cost is ZERO DOLLARS!! That's right. You heard me! ZERO DOLLARS!! Don't delay! Get your tickets NOW!