I know that we thought long and hard about this already, and that it really took a lot of work for us to come to the decision we did but — I'm afraid we're going to have to rename our child — well, just her middle name, really.
I hope that you will understand, though I am fairly sure you wont. This totally trumps my dad wanting to name me "Shut Up, Teacher!" At least be grateful that we're doing it before she's born instead of after or it could be much more confusing.
Love,
Daniel
