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• 05:26 Alarm went off at 5. i'm still trying to get out of bed. #
• 08:40 I'm very grateful for new twists on old friendships. #
• 08:46 @Sheridan I've never seen a hotter chest covered with hair than I did fro you yesterday. Rowr! #
• 09:03 @agingdragqueen your job offers could be a drinking game. One shot for every offer. Two shots if it includes benefits. #
• 09:14 @agingdragqueen or we could play strip job offer. Ooh! Even better! #
• 10:49 I just realized that my flight doesn't leave until 4PM tomorrow. Ugh. #
• 11:44 Is it the first of may yet? Hooray flagrante delicto! #
• 12:01 @Sheridan that excites me more than you'll ever know. #
• 13:25 @brentely I find Asians to be tastier than crackers any way. #
• 14:22 I'm not usually a boob-stare but they are huge, her shirt is low, and it's utterly captivating. Sorry, lady. #
• 14:50 @farrisgoldstein ha. Oh my. I was thinking about how that would be a funny pun when I typed it, not realizing I actually typed it. #
• 15:23 @whitshea I've built a mental, emotional and physical barrier around casa de Ely. That's shit's the devil. #
• 16:08 @rbelknap beware of muggles! Got hassled by cemetery caretakers once for the same reason. #
• 17:31 @evolvinglines hooray happy! #
• 18:20 Back at the hotel. #
• 18:35 @hijinksensue someone else's daughter spit peas at me. So, we're even. #
• 18:37 @hijinksensue stop. You'll make me cry. I actually had a very similar dream last night. #
• 18:38 My wireless card picked a great time to stop working. Like. Right now. #
• 19:14 It's not that my wireless card isn't working. it's that it's not working under linux. I have no idea why. I didn't change anything. Suck!!!! #
• 19:19 running windows inside of a VM running an encrypted copy of windows bloated with corporate spyware all in 512MB of ram. UGH! SLOW! #
• 21:56 Still fighting with this machine. Grrr. #

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