- 06:50 packing and getting ready to head to Newport News, VA for the week. #
- 08:22 Headed to the airport. Jess was nice enough to bring me so I don't have to deal with the parking shuttle. Yay. #
- 09:34 At the gate. 1.5 hours to kill. Send entertainment. You know the drill. #
- 09:41 Of course the FedEx package that I really needed for this trip is now sitting in my cube waiting for me to get it… 2 weeks from now. #
- 09:44 Damn. My tmobile hotspot access is finally turned off and they don't have AT&T WiFi at DFW. Grr. #
- 09:45 @brush I'd like to order and extra helping of somethin, somethin, please. I'm quite low this week. #
- 10:15 This week: email me subjects. I'll take photos of them this week. Even if impossible or I'm not willing, I'll find a way. Fun! #
- 10:38 Keep the photo ideas coming. But keep them simple. Detailing exactly what you want leaves no room improv. Or fun. Or possible. #
- 10:43 @Sheridan nah. Yours is open enough. I think I can do it. #
- 10:50 Boarded. About to depart. Long layover in Philly, too. Send entertainment. #
- 14:27 Landed in Philly #
- 14:44 On a bus to terminal f. I already hate this airport. #
- 15:00 Next fight leaves in 1.5 hours. Getting something to eat. #
- 15:01 Sat next to a guy on the plane REACHING for things to talk about. "so what's your wife like? Everything?" yeah. She likes pretty much ev … #
- 15:50 Seeking applicants for positions in my harem. Please apply via freeform email. Due to response, any mailed items will not be returned. #
- 16:17 Pilot is late. Therefore flight will be late. Not sure this is good. #
- 16:20 @Sheridan Or his wife is sick in the hospital. Or his house is burning to the ground. None of the scenarios are good. #
- 16:30 Flight delayed by 2 hours. Gonna call national and see if I can drive. #
- 16:44 If i want to take a shuttle off site, double the cost, drive 5 hours, and still go back later to pick up my bag then I can get a car here. #
- 16:49 I get to spend 5 hours in the worst airport ever. Wee! I'm so grateful for this honor. I'd like to thank my mom,dad,my dog,and,oh yeah,god. #
- 17:02 Have pitty on a poor guy stuck in Philly will ya? #
- 17:05 @joiseyguy I am my own agent and I couldn't find a nonstop. #
- 17:05 @evolvinglines I can do that! Not today though. Will have to be Friday. But you'll get it. #
- 17:07 Newport news. I'm on us air. #
- 17:12 @joiseyguy yeah I do. my employer tends to have property where it's cheapest. :) #
- 17:16 @joiseyguy I get lucky sometimes and get a direct. I could have done direct to LAX next week but, it's LAX. So I went for Santa Barbara. #
- 17:20 @whitshea I'm getting there. i have all week to build them! Come on now! Jeez. ;) #
- 17:22 @agingdragqueen ha. Damn! Well, I wasn't gettin any love from you anyway, so no harm there. #
- 17:23 @whitshea ah! I didn't reply to any of them. just saved them up to present later in the week after completed. #
- 17:29 mu butt is numb #
- 17:40 Supposedly my flight will depart in one hour. We'll see about that. #
- 17:45 Pilot will now not be here until 8:52pm. Flight should leave around 9:15pm. That's 4 hours of delay on top of my 2 hour layover. awesome. #
- 17:47 @sivatonight haha! That would be WAY too easy. #
- 17:55 @joiseyguy I can only guess. Maybe he's drunk. Maybe he's flying another plane. Maybe his mother in law is still yelling at him. #
- 17:57 @maryely odd. at least in this wing of the airport, there are no Philly Cheese Steak Sandwiches to be sold. Had a craving for one, too. damn #
- 18:04 I will die if I have to sit here for two more hours. Need to find something to do. I've walked all three legs of this airport terminal. grr. #
- 18:07 everytime anyone opens a door the loudest alarm ever sounds for about 5 seconds. it hurts. a lot. #
- 18:13 @maryely I found a cheese steak place! It was hiding. #
- 18:31 Having a beer. Why not? If you thouht I was a flirt before, watch out now! #
- 19:01 @wearethat I don't mind worry following me like a dinosaur. #
- 19:09 Looks like I'm driving now. Flight cancelled. #
- 19:11 Would have been nice if they would have agreed to give me my bags three hours ago when I asked for them. #
- 19:17 Lied to me. Can't get my bags. Who cares. Driving anyway. Fuck em all. Send boobies. Maybe they'll keep me awake. Ha. #
- 19:23 Ha. Just realized I have to make it there without a GPS because the mount and charger is in my suitcase. Nice. #
- 19:27 @farrisgoldstein what else can I do? #
- 19:33 Ha. There is that. They tricked me by telling me they were at baggage claim when they weren't. #
- 19:42 Driving. Repeat tweet for the next 6 hours. #
- 21:00 Going through batimore now. #
- 21:10 Whoa. Cool driving tunnel! #
- 21:19 Driving by NSA. #
- 21:37 It smells here. Like old oil and corruption. #
- 21:41 I just gave G W a collective bird flipping for you all. You're welcome. #
- 21:51 In Virginia now. Getting sleepy. #
- 21:52 In Virginia now. Getting sleepy. #
- 21:55 @sivatonight now THAT would keep me awake. Ha. #
- 21:57 @sivatonight ha ha ha. I need a better travel card. #
- 21:59 @sivatonight who needs air miles when you can get vagina milles? #
- 22:18 Stopped for gas and coffee. Back on the road now. My keep awake went to sleep. Ha. #
- 22:21 @sivatonight Gloria was. But she needed to go to bed. Hooray for the dunkin. #
- 22:32 Damn. Traffic jam near quantico. I'm caught in it. #
- 22:34 @sivatonight I know, right! All three lanes stopped. #
- 22:41 Looks like road work. Added 11 minutes to my trip so far. #
- 22:46 Ok. Jess is going to bed now. Who can I torment next? #
- 23:02 Moving again. Cost me 27 minutes. Grr. #
- 23:10 Stacey's almost ready for bed. Best job so far. Who's next? #
- 23:30 100 miles to go. Plus I have to get my luggage. #
- 23:40 So tired. Ugh. #
- 23:57 An hour more? I can do it. Wake up plan B in effect now. #
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