May 10th, 2008:

• 09:43 Flight status is still on time. Big storm clouds here, though. Do you blame me for not trusting them? #
• 09:46 @wearethat I died a little inside when you said that. :) #
• 09:50 @Tim19 uh huh. Smog that drips from the sky in nice fat droplets and makes an odd rumbling noise. :) #
• 10:02 @wearethat spread em! (the benjamins) #
• 10:10 @wearethat quit talking about stimulation! I’m at work here! Jeez! (unless you’ve got some left over from me and it comes in a nice box) #
• 10:20 Tired. Stayed up too late last night. Got up too early this morning. Was called by work while in the shower even. Someone help keep me up. #
• 11:11 If I can get out of here by 1 then I can make it to the beach, photograph a tree, stop at the mall and make my flight early arrival at 605. #
• 11:19 @Tim19 you like trees too? Wide ones or tall ones? #
• 11:23 @agingdragqueen. Yes. For you! #
• 12:35 Check gas. Tunnel. 3 miles. #
• 12:40 Syracuse position will be slow to fill. Did not get a good vibe from initial correspondence. Will follow through anyway. #
• 12:45 Tunnel traffic sucks. Bad. I really don’t want to get stopped in there again. Eek. #
• 12:48 Only one exit remains before I am commited to this tunnel. Grr. #
• 12:52 Going in. Wish me luck. This should take less than 5 minutes. #
• 12:55 And… I’m out. Whew. #
• 13:06 Traffic looks bad already and I don’t know rush hour here. Gonna give myself 2 hours to get to the airport to be safe. #
• 13:16 I guess military planes regularly mock dog fight over VA beach. #
• 13:18 @whatgiraffe by nature I’m assuming you mean critters and birds and macros, yes? #
• 13:28 @whatgiraffe ok. Just making sure. Then, yeah. My last text stands. #
• 13:38 Got a little too close to that last wave. Water’s cold. #
• 13:51 Who sings the "Hollywood is not America" and what is he saying when he talks about blue jeans? #
• 14:02 @tim19 ah. I see. It’s a really dumb song. Like really dumb. #
• 14:03 @sivatonight me too! #
• 14:28 I took a detour to avoid a 6.75mi backup at tunnel A only to find myself headed for 2 tunnels both with backups. #
• 14:32 Do not change lanes in tunnel. #
• 14:35 1 down 1 to go. #
• 14:39 I’m going invent a GPS with an "avoid tunnels" button. #
• 14:49 Check gas. Tunnel. 6 1/2 miles. #
• 14:52 The James bridge is awesome and long. If I had time, I get a photo of it for you, Kristy. #
• 14:56 Boats in dry dock look funny. And whatever the mounds of black stuff on the SE side of Newport news are, they stink. Bad. #
• 15:22 @whitshea I don’t know. Is that a big pile of dark, stinky, little, black rocks? #
• 15:26 @whitshea oh. This is mined or manufactured or something there are big belts adding more to the tops of the stinking piles. #
• 15:33 @whitshea it’s even more gross that it’s right by the ocean doing god knows what to it. #
• 15:39 I gave myself 2 hours to get here thinking that was way generous. It’s been almost 2 now and I’m just about there. #
• 16:55 Surprise! My flight is delayed. Not sure by how much yet. #
• 17:05 Looks like I’m driving to Richmond to try to make an 804. Next flight out from here leaves tomorrow. #
• 17:11 Got a car. Leaving soon. #
• 17:18 Ticket lady having problems booking me. Too late now. Can’t make Richmond. Leaving here tomorrow at 710am. Get in to DFW at 1130. #
• 17:21 I called it. I so called it. If I can predict a delay, why can’t they? I miss my girls. #
• 17:25 Ticketing lady has to call the helpdesk because it’s not letting her give me a new ticket for any flight at all. #
• 17:45 Now to find a hotel. #
• 18:01 I got a room! Now only if there were a hot lady waiting in it for me. #
• 18:09 @Sheridan ha. Ha ha ha. I’ve already checked. Even the ladies have penises. #
• 18:14 Going out for drinks with @ryanjpointer. #
• 18:17 @sivatonight fuzzy puppy point #
• 18:17 @sivatonight I’ll join you! … Oh … Wait … Nevermind. #
• 18:30 Tunnel is backed up. Again. You know what this place needs? A BRIDGE! #
• 18:34 Because this week may not seem bad enough, I forgot to tell you this: I lost the earpiece to my nice Bluetooth headset. Car ate it. #
• 18:35 Check gas. Tunnel. 3 miles. #
• 18:46 And now there’s an alert. Sitting in a 4.75 mile backup. Wee! #
• 18:48 It sure is a nice night to drive with the windows open though. Awesome. #
• 19:02 This must be the weezer song #brush was taking about. Yuck! #
• 19:10 Only took 45 mins to go 8 miles. Awesome. Out of the tunnel now. #
• 22:30 Driving home now. #
• 22:36 Check gas. Tunnel. 3 miles. #
• 23:01 At the hotel. Tired. Early flight. Gonna check email then go to bed. Don’t keep me up. This means you. (but not you, you can) #

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