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There is far too much bullshit on the Internet.

Too many of you assholes see something on the internet and think, "HEY! I can do that too! I'm gonna be fucking rich!".

No, you can't. And no, you're not.

Just give up now before you litter my precious Internet with your crap. And before you start saying "but my idea is new and better and different", just stop right there. It's not new. There is nothing new. It's all been done already. Yes, all of it. And it's not better. It's not even as good. Someone better looking, with more money and more time already did it. An no one wants different. We say we do, bit we're lying. If you make something different, that just means it sucks that much more.

Save us all the trouble. Don't clutter the Internet with your crap. Just give up now and go back to eating Cheetos and playing "Left For Dead" on an XBox that you didn't and could never have invented.

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  • lys1123
    Who peed in your Wheaties today?
  • Speaking of Wheaties... even THAT wasn't a good idea. It was an accident. It was luck. And they taste horrible. :)

    But in answer to your question: no thing/one.
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