because a Reverend can't be wrong.
A survey I stole from Jess.
1. EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT RING
Yes. But she made me give it back.
2. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP?
This one… going on 4 years of marriage.
3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED?
Last night from Nic and Em: A cool box with a clock in the top of it.
4. EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE?
Yes. But it dropped me first.
5. WHEN’S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT?
Last night… on your mom… biotch.
Here’s some cheesy thing I got from Adrienne. It’ll be fun and interesting if people are honest. And not so fun if they’re not. So…
I dare you to tell me the truth. Answer these questions about me, and I’ll respond with answers for you in return.
Four things you wonder about me:
1.
2.
3.
4.
Three things you like about me:
1.
2.
3.
Two things you don’t like about me:
1.
2.
My best feature:
1.
Two things you want to do with me:
1.
2.
One word that describe me:
1.
One question for me:
1.
This is one of those Meme’s where you list a bunch of stuff in various categories. More interesting than the usual ones, so I went for it.
*TEN FIRSTS*
1. First Best Friend: His name was Scott. Our friendship took a downward turn when I punched him in the back by the monkey bars for no reason at all. He was quickly replaced by Tony, a pudgy little mexican kid who I watched my first porn with. In the movie the girls were using bananas. This made “Chiquita Banana” a really funny thing for us to say.
2. First Pet: Panther, a black lab.
3. First Piercing: I have no piercings.
4. First high school crush: I think Suzanne McKinney.
5. First CD: Information Society.
6. First Car: Roxanne, a 1987 Volkswagen Fox.
7. First Love: Puppy Dog Love: Julie Thompson. Real Love: Amanda.
8. First Stuffed Animal: I don’t know. I don’t remember really having one until much much older. And even then, I don’t remember which came first.
9. First Concert: Damn Yankees and Bad Company in a small club in Vermont with my uncle when I was 12 years old. There was a hot girl in front of me and I kept “accidentally”
grabbing her ass. My ears rang so loud for weeks.
10. First Time Drunk: Stumbling Drunk: 17 or 18 on tequila due to troubles with a girlfriend. Blacked Out Drunk: 19 or 20 on tequila due to the return of the same girlfriend.
*NINE LASTS*
1. Last Beverage: coffee.
2. Last Vehicle Ride: Jess’ car to work this morning.
3. Last Movie Seen: At Home: American Beauty. In Theatre: Little Miss Sunshine.
4. Last Phone Call: Some guy at work. Outside of work: Jess’ last night. Outside of Jess: Kristen on Sunday. Last Text message: From Alan yesterday afternoon.
5. Last CD Played: Mike Doughty / Skittish and Rockity Roll.
6. Last Bubble Bath: I have no idea.
7. Last Time You Cried: This morning on the way to work.
8. Last Kiss: This morning, before leaving for work.
9. Last Concert attended: HOOOOOONCHIE!
*EIGHT HAVE YOU EVERS*
1. Have you ever dated one of your best friends? Yes. I’ve been pretty close with most of the girls I’ve dated before we started dating.
2. Have you ever been arrested: Yes. Outstanding warrant for speeding. 6 hours in jail.
3. Have you ever skinny dipped: no.
4. Have you ever been on TV: I don’t think so.
5. Have you ever kissed someone and regretted it: no.
6. Have you ever had a sex dream about someone you know: oh yes. plenty of times.
7. Have you ever been sent to the emergency room: I brought myself to the emergency room, once. And I’ve been there for other people.
8. Have you ever been in a fist fight: no.
*SEVEN THINGS YOU’RE WEARING*
1. Yellow Polo.
2. Khaki Pants.
3. Light Brown Doc Martens.
4. White Undershirt.
5. Black Underwear.
6. Socks.
7. Wedding Ring.
*SIX THINGS YOU’VE DONE TODAY*
1. Decided to move to Dallas
2. Drank coffee
3. Drove to work
4. Scheduled a Conference Call
5. Wished I was somewhere else
6. Missed someone terribly
*FIVE FAVORITE THINGS IN NO ORDER*
1. Jess
2. honesty
3. friends
4. photography
5. autumn
*FOUR PEOPLE YOU CAN TELL ANYTHING TO*
1. Jess
2. Winston
3.
4.
*THREE CHOICES*
1. Eat or Drink: Right now… eat. I’m starving.
2. Blonde or Brunette: Brunette, usually.
3. Pink or Black: Um. Black?
*TWO THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE*
1. visit every national park in America
2. be forgiven
*ONE THING YOU REGRET*
1. trusting someone I shouldn’t have
Here is the second set of answers to the “Cryptic Answers”:http://revjim.net/2006/09/13/meme-cryptic-answers/ meme.
* Choosing one from those three is like asking me to choose which of my three children I’d save if they were dangling from a cliff. The answer is easy. Choose the one least likely to take a stand against your authority. So, in that case, Winston.
* Cutting my feet off with a hacksaw would certainly do the trick, though I’m not sure that’s what you had in mind. (HA! And fuck you for making this difficult.)
* 6pm works for me. Where are you taking me?
* I trusted someone I shouldn’t have. This led to serious destruction of a friendship, the corruption of the trust I have toward myself, and a spiral of depression that still rears its ugly head to this day.
* There really is no comparison when all things are considered. And since that word can have so many different meaning, I’ll define it here in the manner that I think you were getting at. If given given my pick of the litter, with time, cost, distance, and reciprocity not being an issue, and with no ill effects from my choice, depending on my mood at the time that I was asked and what I wanted in that instant, I would most likely utter the name of one of the following four people, in no specific order. There are a handful of other names that I might use but an hour-by-hour sampling would show these four to be the most common.
** The one that I’ve seen naked who now lives too far away to drive to in one day.
** The one that I first photographed naked in their own house.
** The one I’ve seen naked who doesn’t talk to me any more.
** The one that I last photographed naked in June.
* I would implant a device on your head that would allow me to get a clear unfiltered answer to any question that I might ask you.
“Ask some more!”:http://revjim.net/2006/09/13/meme-cryptic-answers/
Wednesday is Meme day. Or something.
Ask me *any* question in any way that you see fit: via email, a screened comment, through MySpace, a telephone call, a “voice message”:http://odeo.com/sendmeamessage/jimreverend, put it up in sky writing, make a craigslist ad, hire a nude singing telegram, write it across your bare chest and send me a picture. Whatever suits you. Feel free to be anonymous if you desire to do so.
I will collect the questions and respond in a creative yet public manner in a cryptic fashion that, if done correctly, will provide a clear answer to the asker and leave the everyone else confused, guessing and, hopefully entertained.
On your mark, get set, go!