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A Jersey City firefighter asked a fire dispatcher which was the best route into Hoboken, and the dispatcher replied: "Take your pick - every one of them is flooded."
– The Jersey Journal - April 16th, 2007
Allow me to tell you the story of two fates each battling one another for the outcome of my life. [...]

Wesley Snipes says "he didn't fraudulently claim nearly $12 million in tax refunds":http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Movies/12/08/people.wesleysnipes.ap/index.html. I look forward to the day that the IRS wouldn't laugh the second I even thought about attempting such a claim. "Lindsay Lohan hasn't had a drink in a week":http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Movies/12/12/people.lindsaylohan.ap/index.html?eref=rss_topstories. Fucking rich people! They don't need alcohol to cope with the atrocities [...]

"James Kim is a hero":http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/12/07/missing.family/index.html
What an amazing man!
I'm sure, in the same situation — lost in treacherous, snow covered mountains and out of gas — there are many people that would walk down the road a bit to see how close help might be or what lingered just around the corner. But, dressed as he [...]

Dear Canada–

Happy 139th birthday.

Thank you for your beautiful cities, friendly people, high standard of living, and excellent fashion sense. You serve as an inspiration to peace-seeking nations and flannel-wearing populations alike…