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As if yesterday's lunch wasn't bad enough, today's is twice as bad! When will the madness end?!
Next thing you know, she'll be coating it peanut butter — Peter Pan 2111 to be specific. Didn't you know? *Choosy Moms choose JIF*.

A survey I stole from Jess.
1. EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT RING
Yes. But she made me give it back.
2. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP?
This one… going on 4 years of marriage.
3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED?
Last night from Nic and Em: A cool box with a clock in the top of it.
4. EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE?
Yes. But it [...]

Wesley Snipes says "he didn't fraudulently claim nearly $12 million in tax refunds":http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Movies/12/08/people.wesleysnipes.ap/index.html. I look forward to the day that the IRS wouldn't laugh the second I even thought about attempting such a claim. "Lindsay Lohan hasn't had a drink in a week":http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Movies/12/12/people.lindsaylohan.ap/index.html?eref=rss_topstories. Fucking rich people! They don't need alcohol to cope with the atrocities [...]

"James Kim is a hero":http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/12/07/missing.family/index.html
What an amazing man!
I'm sure, in the same situation — lost in treacherous, snow covered mountains and out of gas — there are many people that would walk down the road a bit to see how close help might be or what lingered just around the corner. But, dressed as he [...]

Is it just me, or does anyone else see that dark crack in the sky?

We finally got our taxes done. We're getting a refund! Now, what do I do with it?

There is no one on television that annoys me more than Rachael Ray. The fact that she now has a deal for her own talk show just makes my bowels shudder. I'd pay $40 a day for her to shut her mouth for 30 minutes.

Katie Couric has moved from the Today show to the CBS Evening News. The big story, of course, is how CBS can use her to increase its ratings for the evening news market. Well, CBS, here's some free advice for you…