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.@jezbutts I just had an awesome idea?!? I could put wine in a spray bottle!!!

I almost started putting my wine in a fancy glass. And then I remembered, it’s just me here.

I need a drink. Who’s going out tonight?

Apes!! (@ Cinemark) http://t.co/jztS8ki

“If you want a happy ending, that depends, of course, on where you stop your story.” –Orson Welles

Is 8am too early to start drinking wine? I figure a little of that and some good music will make this whole garage cleaning thing a breeze.

Plan: in effect. Success: forthcoming. Wine: flowing.

Life: Rushing to buy: a pros and cons list http://t.co/okXWLMt

I’m putting an offer on a house todayish. Weee! Now. Someone come keep me company while I clean out my garage this weekend.

My French Press just broke. Booo! The usable life of this $10 item is about 6 years. I’m okay with that.